Caption contest

Have a good caption for this photo of a Richford player chugging what appears to be maple syrup, but what is more likely water? Please leave it in the comment section below.I took this photo Saturday at the BFA-Fairfax-Richford boys basketball game.
I know there's a great caption for it, but I can't think of it.
The closest I could come was: Instead of steriods, athletes in Vermont have a different way of 'juicing' before they play.
If you can think of a better one (and it shouldn't be THAT hard) please add it into the comments below.
My favorite caption will be posted, along with the photo, on Examiner.com in the next couple of days.

I posted the photo with a new caption on Examiner.com - I still know there's a better caption out there somewhere!