Entries from August 1, 2009 - August 31, 2009

Wednesday
Aug122009

The plot thickens.

A quick follow-up to my Something Strange This Way Comes post:

I think I know who my scammer is.

A while back I got an odd response to my Craigslist ad for wedding photography from a "John Christian" looking to book me. Immediately, I flagged the guy as a fraud, but I played along just in case my Spidey-senses were on the fritz.

Today I got this email from John:

Hello,
My firm accountant company contacted me that the check as been
sent to you via UPS courier service and you will get the check package
today here is the package tracking number
(1Z01E9W00149757646 ).
There was a little mistake which I guess we can
handle with understanding. My firm accountant handling the monetary
aspect make some misinterpretation while sending the check. According
to the instruction i gave him, he was suppose to have send you a
check for your deposit but in the process he made a mistake by adding
the wedding D.J money to the check they sent to you and am sure we
could both handle this issue amicably.You should get the check cashed
immediately and deduct the amount for your deposit and please kindly
help in sending the remaining fund to the D.J Via Western Union
Money Transfer so that the D.J will be able to get my wedding date booked down.
Below is the D.J information that you will send the fund to.

Receivers Name..............Alton A Aguon
ADDRESS........2616 byrd rd
CITY................Las Vegas
STATE.............NV
ZIP CODE.........89120
Also I want you to ignore any note attached to the package cos it was
mistakenly attached to it.
As soon as you send the western union you should kindly get back to me
with the below information so that the D.J will be able to get his
money and as soon as possible.
kindly get back to me with the below information as soon as you send
the money so that I will be able to forward it to the D.J
Sender's Name.........
Sender's Address......
Amount sent............
MTCN (10 Digit Money Transfer Pin Number)

I will be waiting for the above Western Union details
looking forward to hear from you soonest.

I'll be forwarding this to the AGs office, along with the other stuff. I'm sure nothing will come of it, but it's nice to know the guy is out the cost of the UPS overnight letter.

Wednesday
Aug122009

Something strange this way comes

Early Tuesday afternoon the UPS guy rolled into the driveway and delivered a most unusual parcel.

It was an overnight Express Envelope - which I'm guessing costs about 10 bucks - with a return address of:

Terry Lee

(709) 266 (XXXX) - (the actual phone number was there, but I won't share it).

Dept. of Transportation

2701 Prospect Ave

Helena, MT 590601

Needless to say, I was confused.

I've never been to Montana. Didn't even know that MT was the postal code and was pretty sure something was not quite right.

I opened the parcel and inside was a plain white envelope.

Inside that envelope was a check for $1,300 in my name.

It appeared very authentic. Except that it was draw on an account from the University of New Mexico.

Hmmmm.

There was an address on the check of 1 University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, NM 87131.

The bank was Bank of America Nt&Sa, 1 World Trade Ctr. 23rd Fl, New York City, NY 10048.

(If I'm not mistaken, that address was eliminated on Sept. 11, 2001)

The check had my name (spelled correctly) and my street address.

The 'memo' was 'payment for cash'

The signature is a pixelated scrawl that probably has the first name John, but the surname is illegible.

In all other regards, the check seemed authentic, almost like a standard payroll check.

The only other thing inside the envelope was this note, typed out on a scrap of paper. I'll write it out EXACTLY as it reads.

To Whom It May Concern, Dear Sir/Madam, This is an important notice and instructions about this check you have received. You are advised to send an email notification to the secure payment department via EMAIL provided below to verify this check# and further instructions about the check before you proceed to process the check at your bank. Please contact the secure payment department via EMAIL : (payverifier73@aol.com ) for check verification and further instruction on the check you have recieved. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause but we wanted to confirm with us that the right owner of the check got it to avoid any problem processing the payment at your bank. Once again, you must send a notification EMAIL to:"payverifier73@aol.com" when received this check.

"PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS LETTER & ABOVE Instructions AND SEND THE EMAIL NOTIFICATION TO AVOID ANY PROBLEM" Thanks for your cooperation. Secure Payment Department.

Weird, huh?

Of course, it's a scam.

We called the number on the envelope and an elderly man answered. He indicated that he was tired of all the wrong numbers he was getting. We told him about the scam.

We also called UPS and were told the letter originated out of Anaheim, CA.

I also called the Attorney General's office. It was the first they had heard of this particular scheme and they seems intrigued by the fact the scammer was willing to fork out money for overnight express delivery.

I just admit, it was official-looking stuff and for about 10 seconds I was thinking I had a windfall, but having never been to Montana, New Mexico or California, I quickly realized I was the intended victim of one elaborate, but unsuccessful attempt at stealing my identity or my money.

The AG's office said they expected to contact me for more information in three days.

My theory on the whole thing is that about two weeks ago I posted an ad offering wedding photography services on Craigslist. Since then, I've been spammed non-stop, but nothing like this. (I also have gotten two legitimate leads on weddings, so it's not a complete loss.) Still, I'm sure because my website has my mailing address on it, I was targeted.

For what reason, and by whom? Who knows?

But I thought it was a pretty unique story to tell.

 

Saturday
Aug082009

Her pain is my gain

OK, here's the deal.

Sox lost tonight on A-Roid's two-out homer off a rookie making his MLB debut in the 173rd inning of a 0-0 game.

I'm depressed.

But when I get that way YouTube comes to the rescue.

I'm not proud of posting this video of a TV news reporter who tries to get a little TOO competitive in a grape mashing contest.

(In fact, it probably speaks very poorly of me that it cracks me up so much!)

But you know what? I just don't care.

So for the benefit of degenerate Sox fans like me who might want to delight in someone having a worse day than we are I offer you a bit of tasteless amusement.

Enjoy.

Wednesday
Aug052009

Gotta love 'The Guv'

Whatever your politics, you have to admit Vermont Governor Jim Douglas is a good man.

I've had several encounters with him as a member of the media and as the owner of my photography business and every time he has impressed as a true gentleman and willing to do all he can to make those who come in contact with him feel at ease, important and respected.

The first time I met The Guv was when the BFA-St. Albans boys and girls hockey teams were feted at the Statehouse, where a proclamation was read honoring them for winning state championships on successive days.

After the ceremony on the floor of the House, the teams were given a tour and met with The Guv in his office. He was presented with gifts, including a BFA jersey. Although he is from Middlebury, which lost to the BFA girls in the finals, he gamely donned the apparel and I snapped a few pics in my role as the then-Sports Editor of the St. Albans Messenger.

Over the years, our paths have crossed maybe a half-dozen times and each time I've left the encounter impressed with his gentle grace and indomitable enthusiasm for meeting with his constituents.

This trait is often mocked, but to suggest it's a facade is off the mark.

Saturday night was a perfect example.

I was hired to take photos - posed and candids - of the 100th anniversary of the Buffalo Soldiers first arrival at Fort Ethan Allen in Colchester. The event coincided with the national convention of the group, which was founded 143 years ago.

The Guv, I later learned, thought the event would end around 8:30 p.m. (which is what I was told, as well.) Instead, it stretched to nearly 11 p.m.

The Guv, whose day started in Southern Vermont after leaving his house at around 6 a.m. - I'd tell you how I know this, but then I'd have to kill you - ended with his trip to the dinner honoring the memory of this illustrious group of black soldiers.

A lesser man would have been miffed (Howard Dean) or even thrown a fit of pique (Dean!), but not our Guv. He sat through the long dinner (attended by and mostly for the benefit of out-of-state [read non-voting] people) and at the last minute accepted an invitation to preside over the installation of the national group's newly-elected officers.

At one point  the head of the association - which held last year's national convention in Las Vegas and which will have next year's convention in Washington, D.C., - remarked that The Guv was the first head of a state to attend their function.

Finally, around 10:30, the event seemed ready to close.

But The Guv's night was not over.

While I'm sure another governor I encountered (the damnable Dean) would have bolted for the door, our Guv hung around to let every one with a digital camera - and that's everyone these days - take a photo with, or of, him.

He even relented - with typical aplomb and a understandably weary smile - to allow me to take a group shot (not at my urging!) with the officers of the association. (see photo at the top of this post)

This must have been a particularly tiresome endeavor. He was scrunched into a bench alongside other proud men while more fine people were posed around him. It must have took five minutes to set up the shot - during which a studio light was toppled and camera malfunction occurred, slightly delaying his departure further.

I apologized, but he could not have been more gracious.

Finally, the photographs were taken and he was on his way home. I'm guessing he opened his front door at around midnight and I was told he needed to be back on the road for a 9 a.m. event back in Southern Vermont.

I remarked to his driver/body guard that I'd never want his job, if only for the travel, and he assured me The Guv keeps a schedule like this on a continual basis.

Talk about above and beyond the call of duty.

(On a side note, the officer I spoke with related that he resides in Chittenden County and after dropping off The Guv back in Middlebury he still had a trip back home ahead of him. He was also on duty on Sunday. If he got four good hours of sleep, I'd be shocked.)

But I digress, as usual.

The final point I'd like to make is a quick one.

I can't imagine Howard Dean - a man I truly dislike on a very personal level and it has nothing to do with politics - being remotely as gracious.

My run-ins with Dean - a pompous, arrogant jerk of the first order - were limited, but revealing.

As a cub reporter back in the day I broke a story about a factory egg farm opening in Highgate. It was big news at the time and I wrote extensively on the subject.

One fateful Dean was making the rounds in Franklin County and visited a Fairfield farm - the Howrigan farm, if my memory serves.

I used the forum to ask a technical question about the egg farm and was basically called a fraud who made up facts and printed them to scare people.

I was aghast; embarassed to the core.

I went back to the office, called my sources in the state Ag. Dept. and was told that everything I had printed was indeed true.

I was incensed.

Dean had purposely lied to people about my reporting ability and used his bully pulpit to bring into question any further reporting I might do on the subject.

In hindsight, it was brilliant politics.

On a personal level, it was a sleazy thing to do.

When Dean ran for president I told everyone who would listen that he was a bully and would eventually display the temper that he directed at me in the barn that day.

History proved me right.

Again, I'm not saying you have to like The Guv's politics (for the record, I do, but I also voted for Dean before I got to know him) but you have to be proud that we have a man in that office we can be proud of and who represents Vermont in the best possible way.

 

 

Tuesday
Aug042009

Encounters with dumb deer and Mr. Macho

I understand that this blog has a Dear Diary feel to it, but it's 2:11 a.m. and I'm wired so here goes it.

First of all, happy to be able to post. On my commute back from my 'temporary part-time' gig designing and editing sports pages at the Freeps I had a close encounter with a herd (flock? gaggle? bunch?) of deer just north of Milton on I-89.

I spotted the white eyes on the right side of the road about 100 yards ahead of me and began decelerating. One by one four Bambis made their way across my path. The last one stopped almost in front of me and I jerked the wheel to the left, missing the dumb thing by maybe five feet. I almost over-corrected and was lucky to avoid a trip down the median.

I was lucky there were no other cars to my left because it could have been an ugly scene.

I actually pulled off the road for a minute to recompose before heading home.

Having worked into the early morning for almost 20 years now, I'm used to the occasional close call with wildlife, but this one ranks near the top of the list.

That said, a couple of days ago I had an encounter with another animal, this one human, that could have also have been ugly.

On Sunday, in a driving rain, I stopped off at Costcos. There was an older guy - maybe mid-60s - reading a book in his Accura in the spot next to where I chose to park.

I didn't think much of it, grabbed my umbrella, and went in to buy some thumbdrives.

I came back out and the guy was still there.

Carefully, I opened my door and began fiddling with my umbrella, trying to get it back into the car without soaking myself.

My task complete, I reached for the driver's side door and noticed it was leaning up against the side mirror of the Accura. I looked up and was met with a steely glare from the driver of the car.

I mouthed the prerequiste 'Sorry' with the standard wide-eyed response and shrug of the shoulders, palms outstretched. In other words, the universal sign for 'My bad, but no harm done.'

Apparently, Mr. Macho, circa 1945 didn't read sign language.

He continued to glare at me like I was some foul-mouthed 9-year-old who had just hit a baseball into his backyard.

My apology unaccepted, I mouthed the words, 'Or not.'

And when his glare persisted I invited: 'Why don't you call a cop?'

At this point please remember, there was no damage to his car, my door had simply drifted to kiss the outside his mirror. There was no paint-to-paint exchange.

However, my muted words struck a nerve.

In a blinding downpour, Mr. Macho flew from his car and raced towards mine as I backed out of the parking spot.

He was a trembling five-foot something, 150-pound ball of fury, wearing - and I swear I'm not lying - fingerless gloves on his hands. Not sure if he was a bicyclist or a boxer.

Nevertheless, the following exchange, more or less, ensued.

Him: What's your problem!

Me: I said I'm sorry.

Him: Well, sorry doesn't fix the dent in my car!

Me: (after pulling back into the parking spot) Show me a dent. My door touched the outside of your side-view mirror.

Him: (Silence)

Me: Are we done?

Him: (Silence, followed by him storming off.)

Not sure if I ruined his day or made it.

(I know he made mine; I couldn't stop laughing all the way to the Freeps!)

All I know is that if push came to shove I think I could have taken him, fingerless gloves and all.

Would love to hear the heroic account he gave to his wife upon her return to the car.

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SHAWN CORROW, when he's not getting scared by Bambi and laughing at a Grumpy Old Men (the likes of which he's destined to become) is a freelance photographer/writer living in Franklin, Vermont.