Tweets of the Week - part 7

Sitting in a Motel 6 after nearly getting stranded on my way home from the Freeps and the next best thing - besides heat, a bed (hopefully without bed bugs) and plumbing - is that I have so much coffee coursing through my veins that at 2:19 a.m. I'm still motivated to keep the Tweets of the Week alive for at least one more week.

I've started following some prolific and funny guys - Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence and Chris Tucker - to name a few. Good for a laugh, but not good for quoting in on a PG-13 rated blog. Still, if you have an account, they are worth the price of admission.

Without further digression, digressation, or forget it. Here's the TotW.

Charlie Sheen takes early lead for Quote of the Year: "You can't process me with a normal brain." @robneyer - I think we have a winner.

Watching Charlie Sheen on CNN. That dude is coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs @PeteAbe - More like coo-coo for coke.

Never realized 2 1/2 men was that important. 30mins of predictable laughs, Sheen move on. It's an effin TV show, gnarley gnarlington poser - @ryenrussillo - Wow. Bitter. Nice!

At ths point...my Cup O' Sheen runneth over. I mean....how do I even find a home for all this genius? @notthefakeSVP - Wow. Snakry. Nice!

Seriously now, did anyone ever expect Charlie Sheen to become more bizarre than Rick Vaughn? @howaboutafresca - Yep. Look at him. He reeks bizarre.

Charlie Sheen: "Drug tests don't lie. Scoreboard doesn't lie." Don't know what that means but that's my favorite quote so far of his. @howaboutafresca - Actually, ball don't lie is better.

Justin Bieber is 17 now... he safe for one more year until I can pick a street fight with his ass @davechappelle - I'd pay to see that.

How terrifying would it be to actually not know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground? @Conanobrien - I know some people we could test to find out.

"That's a great sports question. Can we get a man to read it now so we can take it seriously"- @danieltosh (I know I shouldn't laugh!!) @ESPN_Michelle - Would be funnier if it wasn't so true.

If a dude tells you the score giving the smaller score before the larger score, do you really need to know anything else? Nope. @notthefakeSVP - My ALL-TIME petty pet peeve.

Know someone funny I should be following, let me know.