(Weak) Tweets of the Week 5

Not sure if I need to follow funnier people or if my standards for a checkle are getting too high, but here's a very small batch of TotW.

I imagine whales feel like oversized bumpy pickles. #random
@Alphacat1 - This would be a great name for an indy-rock band.

I think they have the air conditioning on here at Collins Perley... Coldest hockey rink I've ever been in!
@WCAX_Seth - Go about 10 miles further north to Highgate and you will see just how wrong a person can be.

So..Watson wins on Jeopardy, huh? When that thing comes to life I, Robot style and sh*t gets sinister.... remember SVP tried to tell ya. @notthefakeSVP - Relax Scott, that's at least a couple years away.

Justin Beiber is so young he doesn't even sweat yet?!?! Now that's just not right.
@ESPN_Michelle - I think Ms. Beadle has a crush.

1 melatonin, normal... 2 melatonin = CRAY CRAY dreams of petting tiny albino baby turtles and talking to a tree stump. help. @katyperry - Yes. I follow Katy Perry - she has me living a teenage dream.