How fast you are ... not!

Like most 40-something guys I still operate under the delusion that I'm an athlete. I know mirrors disprove the myth, but I tend to avoid those. But there's no avoiding this.

In the video below, sent to me by my buddy Paul Lamontagne of Vermont Sports Images, NFL Network's Rich Eisen, a fellow 40-something former amateur jock - seems to run a rather respectable 40-yard dash - in a suit no less.

Then a couple of real athletes show just how slow he - (I, you) really is (are).